Went to the local adult pleasures store yesterday (I won't say which one) & took my old men's vibrator with me to see if they had a new one of the same model (Or something similar to it). Turned out they didn't (I think the model has been discontinued since I bought the one had over a year ago) BUT I found some other items which I found interest in for possible future purchases
One was men's vibrators that looked more like those made for women. They ranged in price anywhere from about $20 to about $60. Another item was a nice looking (Yet obviously fake) BIG woman's ass (I forget which porn star's ass the box said it was but nevertheless it was big). As I saw it, I thought to myself that I knew I couldn't get my cock inside the small petite ass (Which was also on display just below the big one) EVEN IF I lubed it up like a fuckin' oil slick BUT I figured I MIGHT have a shot at getting it inside the big one though
If that didn't work, I'd still buy it anyway as it would make a GREAT cam show prop (I like big asses ESPECIALLY if they have TATTOOS on the cheeks :) )
Speaking of cam show props, that leads me to the next item I was attracted to - A nice set of (Obviously fake) BOOBS (Yes Vinnie, there is such a thing :) ) !!!!!
What would I (A guy!) do with a set of FAKE female boobs you ask? Simple. TIT FUCK SIMULATION !!!!!
When not used for that, I'd use them as something to cum on (I'd like to have SOMETHING other than the floor to dump my cum on (Either on or off cam). They (Along with my Android running DroidCam or a wireless webcam) could also be used for some POV & reverse POV shots too (I wouldn't use my MicroSHIT "HD" 5000 webcam for this because it's too sensitive to movement & wired webcams in general pose a plethora of other technical issues in addition to being sensitive to movement which I'd rather avoid if possible)
Back to the fake boobs again, I could also perhaps put them on the desk (Or as close to it as possible) & make it look as though I'm Tit-Fucking some hot bitch using reverse POV with my laptop's built-in cam or a side angle with my Microshit cam or whatever cam I get to replace it
Anyway.....To summarize my trip yesterday, I not only didn't find the vibrator I was looking, I didn't even have the $$$ to buy any of the ones that were there (I plan to get TWO of the $20 jobs next month) BUT as I said before, I DID find some other items of interest for possible future purchase though
So that's it in a nutshell. Laters all :)
