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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Orgy On Parade

I had this WONDERFULLY EROTIC dream last night

I was watching this parade from above. It was near street level (I'd place the setting in NEW YORK CITY as you know how THOSE buildings are when it comes wonderful views of the city down below BUT THAT SAID I'll let you pick your own favorite city :) ). In it was this FLATBED FLOAT filled with NAKED men & women. The women were on their bellies just as they would be as if they were simply on a beach taking in a few rays

But there was one exception to this.....

The guys were on top of the women & EACH had their cocks in the pussy of the women

In what seemed like LOCK & STEP motion, the guys were fucking the women. By that I mean it looked as if was either choreographed or the guys were being instructions almost drill-sergeant style as each of them SIMULTANEOUSLY dipped their cocks in the pussy of the girl they were fucking & then almost immediately afterward would SLOWLY pull almost completely out only to be told to repeat the process A FEW SECONDS LATER (Making sure to go even deeper each time of course)

After what seemed like AN ETERNITY, the moving orgy got moving again & soon left my view :(

In the wake of this, I woke up to a Hard On. I mean my cock was READY TO GO !!! All it needed was a little SLURP STYLE blowjob from a willing FEMALE bitch to lube it up & I was ready to FUCK !!!

Pretty HOT huh?? :-)

Friday, June 22, 2012

My Most Recent Trip To The Adult Pleasures Store.....

Went to the local adult pleasures store yesterday (I won't say which one) & took my old men's vibrator with me to see if they had a new one of the same model (Or something similar to it). Turned out they didn't (I think the model has been discontinued since I bought the one had over a year ago) BUT I found some other items which I found interest in for possible future purchases

One was men's vibrators that looked more like those made for women. They ranged in price anywhere from about $20 to about $60. Another item was a nice looking (Yet obviously fake) BIG woman's ass (I forget which porn star's ass the box said it was but nevertheless it was big). As I saw it, I thought to myself that I knew I couldn't get my cock inside the small petite ass (Which was also on display just below the big one) EVEN IF I lubed it up like a fuckin' oil slick BUT I figured I MIGHT have a shot at getting it inside the big one though

If that didn't work, I'd still buy it anyway as it would make a GREAT cam show prop (I like big asses ESPECIALLY if they have TATTOOS on the cheeks :) )

Speaking of cam show props, that leads me to the next item I was attracted to - A nice set of (Obviously fake) BOOBS (Yes Vinnie, there is such a thing :) ) !!!!!

What would I (A guy!) do with a set of FAKE female boobs you ask? Simple. TIT FUCK SIMULATION !!!!!

When not used for that, I'd use them as something to cum on (I'd like to have SOMETHING other than the floor to dump my cum on (Either on or off cam). They (Along with my Android running DroidCam or a wireless webcam) could also be used for some POV & reverse POV shots too (I wouldn't use my MicroSHIT "HD" 5000 webcam for this because it's too sensitive to movement & wired webcams in general pose a plethora of other technical issues in addition to being sensitive to movement which I'd rather avoid if possible)

Back to the fake boobs again, I could also perhaps put them on the desk (Or as close to it as possible) & make it look as though I'm Tit-Fucking some hot bitch using reverse POV with my laptop's built-in cam or a side angle with my Microshit cam or whatever cam I get to replace it

Anyway.....To summarize my trip yesterday, I not only didn't find the vibrator I was looking, I didn't even have the $$$ to buy any of the ones that were there (I plan to get TWO of the $20 jobs next month) BUT as I said before, I DID find some other items of interest for possible future purchase though

So that's it in a nutshell. Laters all :)